Message for Detectives Mark Csapo and Dave Weaver of the Delaware State Police: I’m not a cop. On the other hand, I have multiple friends and family members who are cops and have done a few ride-alongs, and some cops I know have made it all the way up to the Feds. I won’t give you their names since they mostly do undercover work these days, or are retired. But given recent events, I figure this makes me at least as qualified in law enforcement as Attorney General Beau Biden and Kent County Prosecutor Ken Haltom. So I thought I might give you some tips.
In my neck of the woods police have a term that you might know: “shitbird.” It generally means “a useless individual who cannot break the habit of committing stupidly obvious crimes.” Here in Detroit, they know the term very well. And even though Delaware’s a smaller place than Detroit, I’m betting you also know the term, or at least the type.
Furthermore, there is a particular subspecies of the shitbird that some who are new to police work often fall prey to. Cops around here recognize it as the “shitbird with tits.” You might direct your attention to the photo at the top of this article for an example of this common subspecies of shitbird. The shitbird-with-tits is often cute, given to perky smiles, gulping sobs, big eyes, whining, trembling on demand, fluttering hands, and occasionally lightly touching you on the forearm while looking up at you submissively. You know, a lot like Tiffany Marie Smith, pictured above.
We also have a term for a cop who gets snowed by a shitbird with tits. Around here, we call that a “rookie.”
Here at A Voice For Men, we have multiple sources on the case of Gordon Smith, former husband of Tiffany Marie Smith. Tiffany Marie Smith (pictured above) is the mother of Gordon’s two children, whom she is desperately trying to alienate from him. According to multiple sources, including sources within your department who decline to be named, you know damn well now what you’ve got on your hands in her: a shitbird who’s played with the entire State of Delaware’s criminal and family law apparatus like a set of Barbie dolls for more than two years. She has skated by with proven false allegation after proven false allegation, multiple documented instances of perjury, multiple false police reports, and basically lied her ass off to you people in order to commit that particularly pernicious form of child abuse known as “using the kids as weapons.” Even the local Dover PD had her M.O. figured out before you Staties did, and said so in court.
How much taxpayer money and police and court time has this woman managed to burn in the last two-plus years, just for her own personal entertainment and revenge purposes? A low estimate would probably put it at well over six figures.
We have detailed reports on Tiffany Marie Smith’s streak of unlawful behavior here and here and here. Or if you just want to save time, here’s all the documentation you should need to make an arrest. We understand all of this and more has been provided to Delaware authorities multiple times, but hey, maybe no one told you guys.
Furthermore, as we have reported just days ago, last week this shitbird with tits actually placed a phony note at a place you absolutely know Gordon was never near. But, apparently having watched too many episodes of NCIS, someone in your offices assumed that there must be some vast mafia of Gordon Smith’s minions placing notes for him. Or perhaps it was space lizard overlords who were doing his bidding? Had to be anything other than a shitbird with tits planting her own fake note, right? After all, Beau Biden says there is no problem with false allegations in Delaware, and old Beau probably knows almost as much about police work as I do.
I hate to say it, but at the moment it appears that local police in Delaware are smarter than you Staties. On August 2 of this year, Delaware State News’ Craig Anderson reported that Milford police had charged one Arlina R. Hendrickson for just one false police report alleging domestic abuse. So apparently, Milford local cops know what a false accuser looks like. We also have it on good authority that Dover PD has already attempted to file charges against Tiffany Marie Smith but for some reason, Ken Haltom’s office is dragging their feet and not answering their inquiries.
Hey detectives, by any chance, do you think Ken Haltom’s office is playing you for saps and making you look dumb for some reason? Beau Biden may think there’s no problem with false allegations in Delaware, but it’s pretty clear that Dover and Milford P.D. know better.
Hey, it just occurred to us: maybe you know better too, and you’re just being hung out to dry by an idiot prosecutor with political ambitions named Haltom, and a self-serving politician named Biden who wants to follow his Daddy into Congress?
For the benefit of our readers, here’s what’s happened to Gordon Smith since our report on Monday morning:
Monday August 27 Gordon arrived at 9:30 for his scheduled date with Kenty County Family Court Commmissioner Louanne Vari. Two Dover city police, one Delaware State Police detective, and one personal witness testified, all expressing neutrality or directly casting doubt on Tiffany Marie Smith’s credibility. DSP Detective Stephen Fausey even admitted that, despite Tiffany Marie Smith’s multiple declarations to the contrary, there was no DNA evidence to back up any of her claims. Tiffany Marie Smith nevertheless still attempted to get a lifetime Protection from Abuse order against Gordon for both herself and for Gordon’s children, and to have him ordered into a mandatory treatment program for domestic batterers. But even the notoriously misandrist Louanne Vari could not find sufficient evidence to justify such draconian action, and only issued a two-year PFA and only to cover Tiffany Marie Smith and not Gordon’s innocent children. We even have it on good authority that Tiffany Marie Smith’s story was so weak, Kent County Community Legal Aid would not assist her.
But Tiffany Marie Smith, obviously pissed at having been humiliated in court, could not walk away with her simple PFA to protect herself, could she? Because you at the Delaware State Police know what happened next. And now our readers will too:
After Gordon Smith’s 6 hour ordeal trying to prove his own innocence (an almost full day’s expenditure of multiple law enforcement personnel’s time) Gordon drove over to Texas Roadhouse, pulled into the parking lot, changed shirts and called a friend and planned to go into the restaurant for some food–when out of nowhere Delaware Department of Corrections probation officers arrested Gordon at gunpoint, refusing to tell him what he had done wrong or say anything to him except that he had the right to remain silent and that they advised him to use it, cuffing him and jamming into the back of their car. They took him to DSP Troop 3, stripped him of his shirt and shoes and socks, and slammed his ass into an empty cell, all while refusing to tell him why he was there or even how long he might be there. Shaken, trembling, cold, fearing for his life, fearing he might be being set up for something horrible, even contemplating suicide (who wouldn’t?) Gordon prayed and waited.
Hours later, finally a cheerful detective strolled into his cell and said “Mr. Smith, come with me,” took him into an interview room, and told him everything was going to be all right. How very comforting. He noted that Tiffany was in the hospital but assured Gordon that she was all right. He also stated that Tiffany had apparently “overstretched herself this time” (this time?) and claimed Gordon had savagely assaulted her and was now in the hospital having definitively identified him as her assailant–and they had absolute positive proof that this is completely impossible. He then apologized, and asked Gordon to please call Sgt. David L. Weaver about all this first thing in the morning. They then most deferentially gave Gordon back his clothes, took him back to his car, and tried to make friends. Gordon did his best to be nice.
It’s good to know they finally decided that it was worthwhile to be polite to Gordon. Although apparently, after having completely terrorized and traumatized an innocent man, they could not see to it that Sgt. Weaver talk to Gordon before morning. But hey, they at least got an award-winning Sergeant on the case. That must be worth something, eh?
Around 9am Gordon called Sgt Weaver. Weaver said he wanted Gordon to know that Gordon was not in any trouble, was not going to be in any trouble, and that he, Sergeant Weaver is now doing a “thorough investigation” on Tiffany Marie Smith, and is waiting for some “things to come back from the lab” and said he wants to be very thorough waiting for the lab results. Weaver said he does not want to do anything to mess up the investigation and would like Gordon to do nothing to impede the investigation. Said it could take a “couple of weeks” to get all the evidence in order.
A couple of weeks for what, Sergeant Weaver?
Sgt. Weaver also said he wanted Gordon to know that he did not tell probation officers to detain Gordon. As a reminder to our readers, Gordon is currently under “probation,” almost certainly illegally and unConstitutionally, even though he has yet to be found guilty of any crime. But anyway, Sergeant Weaver wanted Gordon to know that all he had done was ask the Probation department to determine Gordon’s whereabouts, and he felt that they took it upon themselves to detain Gordon. Sergeant Weaver claimed that it was inappropriate and nothing short of terrorism to do that and not even tell Gordon what was going on. He asked Gordon to please just be patient while the investigation is completed.
We cannot determine who is lying: the probation office or Sergeant Weaver. We have no choice but to assume one or the other. In any case, it is clear that the State of Delaware has acted with gross negligence and has literally behaved liked terrorists toward a citizen who is a threat to no one.
Tomorrow morning at 9am, Gordon is scheduled for a preliminary hearing for still other charges that are almost certainly bogus that Tiffany Marie Smith has leveled against him. The weight of the evidence? The word of a known shitbird-with-tits named Tiffany Marie Smith. Which, we here at A Voice For Men respectfully suggest, is already a proven fraud who should have been in jail for her crimes a long time ago.
So here’s what we think, guys. We think you don’t need a few weeks for jack shit. We think people above you, upstairs, have set down some policies you know damn well are bad policies, and are pressuring you heavily to keep a lid on this thing so they don’t look bad. Here’s what we also think: if you let them, they’ll hang you out to dry. You, Detectives Csapo and Weaver, are the peons that they’ll use as human shields to save their own political hides if they can. So what we respectfully suggest you do is make note of the fact that you’ve got more than enough evidence to put this psychotic behind bars. Are you going to keep letting them, and Tiffany Marie Smith, make you look like saps who aren’t even as smart as local beat cops?
We don’t think you’re that dumb. Do your superiors?
Free Gordon Smith, and recognize that you’ve got a psychotic on a criminal rampage making the entire Delaware justice system look like like both terrorists and idiots at the same time. And while you’re at it? You might want to make a call to the Delaware Department of Child Services and ask them to make sure that Tiffany Marie Smith, a delusional psychotic, does not present a danger to her children. If she’ll lie to the police and injure herself, what else might she do? And how much damage might she do if you don’t put her in jail tonight?
*update*: A note to our readers. Gordon Smith is not just another blue pill man in trouble. He is one of us. He is also one of the founders of FLAIR and has worked diligently to reform family law as well as being an activist supporting reform to VAWA. He has a legal defense fund to acquire counsel for his upcoming trial, since at this point all the police action against him has destroyed his professional life and drained him financially. If you can, please drop something into his fund so that he has a chance at qualified representation for his trial. Give here. Thanks –PE