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Welcome to MiGal™ Corporation, your one-stop provider of all your sexual and reproductive needs for men. We know you have a choice in premium sexbots and we are grateful you’ve chosen to check us out. We won’t be satisfied until you are.

Why choose MiGal™? 

While women’s sexuality is simple – 10 minutes in a vibrator shop and they are set for life or until the batteries need replacing (link is NSFW) – we at MiGal™ appreciate that men’s sexuality is a billion times more complex. All a woman needs is her government check and the vibrating simulacra member of a man but the discerning man needs to consider all his senses when investing in a partner. Does she look attractive? Smell nice? Have a pleasing, melodious voice? Taste pleasant? Feel like she wants you? You know, there?

That is right – here at MiGal™ and unlike your other alternatives, we take full responsibility for meeting your needs as a man.

No longer must you settle for whatever half-drunken feminist barfly is still tottering about at closing time. What some deride as “objectification” we see as your right to seek happiness as your demanding standards permit. By choosing MiGal™, for once, YOU will have the power to not only choose but indeed, custom-build and later even reprogram your MiGal™ sexbot based on your changing needs and whims.

Fancy a virgin? Or a pro? Or something in between? Your MiGal™ can be set to up to 15 distinct levels of sexual accomplishment (available levels may vary depending on your choice of model), and can be manually reset at any time. Our deluxe models have optional learning modes where her own sexual skills can grow in tandem with yours – or, in LeapFrog™ mode, you will be hard-pressed to keep up with her.

Want to keep score? While in privacy mode no data is shared, in competitive mode your MiGal™ will compare your sexual prowess to that of millions of other owners across the planet. Want to be an alpha male? Your MiGal™ can rate your masculinity achievement – or even help you improve it. It is all up to you. We even have monthly tournaments – the only monthlies your MiGal™ will ever have. We guarantee it.

Want to guarantee her fidelity? Your MiGal™ comes with an optional chastity feature – the “Engagement Bling™” to keep her pure when you cannot be there for her. The one-carat Bling™ will restrict your MiGal™ to, at most, two other partners. The two-carat will reduce that to one, and with the super premium three-carat Bling™ she will fight “unto death” to protect herself from interlopers using our patented VicBlame™ technology. As a bonus, the three-carat Bling™ includes full replacement coverage should your MiGal™ be compromised or otherwise defiled. Please see the policy for full details.

Doesn’t that all sound great? And you haven’t even picked out her cup size yet. But wait! There is more!

Need an upgrade? Your shopworn MiGal™ can be refitted in our cutting-edge Cervix Department™ or even returned for a generous trade-in allowance at any time – and it won’t cost half of all your stuff to buy a younger, hotter MiGal™!

Need motivation? Your MiGal™ comes with over 6900 personality options easily configurable by a password-protected remote controller. In shuffle mode she can have a new surprise personality every day for almost 19 years – and we are always looking to add more!

  • Naughty/Nice Our RadioFreckles™ can make your MiGal™ naughty enough for a honeymoon or nice enough for a chair at Thanksgiving.
  • Chatty/Reticent/Blessed Silence
  • Happy/Moody RadioFreckles™ can turn her from a kitten to a spitfire in a heartbeat, just like a real woman except for the real heartbeat.
  • Trusting/Jealous  RadioFreckles™ can turn her from a loving soulmate to a vicious bitch for no reason. If you can’t handle your Migal™ at her worst then you do not deserve her at her best or without the remote.
  • Personality Disorder RadioFreckles™include both “Healthy” and the entire Dark Triad, including Narcissistic and Borderline.
  • Manic/Medium/Stoned/Tipsy.
  • Focused/Distracted
  • Alert/Mellow/Sleepy
  • Generous/Content/Needy

Need Power? Your MiGal™ is not only fully rechargeable but with our Shocking Maw™ solar power upgrade you can park her by the pool and not only will her batteries revive, but your motor may be revving as well. Sign up to be early in line for our tanning upgrade once it becomes available in the Spring of next year.

Worried About Maintenance? Your MiGal™ comes with her own VanityAlcove™ which will restore her to minty freshness condition in less time than it takes to run a load of laundry. Our higher-end ambulatory model will go to her VanityAlcove™ on command. Once a calendar quarter our service van can stop by to replenish her VanityAlcove™ fluid levels – or, you DIY types can order whatever you need from Amazon, Please note that the use of third party fluids is not recommended and may void your warranty / Cervix agreement.

Need your own unusual fantasy brought to life? Our R&DDD Department can help you if you need something really special. We recently completed a “Ghostbreasters” model that oozes slime from every pore. If we wind up using your idea to expand our product offerings, YOU may become eligible for compensation. Restrictions apply; only purchasers are eligible. Contact our legal department for details.

Are you ready to start picking hair and eye color yet? 

We know our prices can be a shock but they are cheap compared to your other options in a companion. Your MiGal™ will protect your wealth as she makes you happy and healthy.

That is right – healthy. Our medical monitor upgrade will contact help immediately if something happens to you while your MiGal™ is close – and she won’t be factoring in her inheritance in lieu of getting the ambulance…

What more could you ask for?

And by the way, we finance.

About August Løvenskiolds

Once he stumbled onto GirlWritesWhat's videos, August Løvenskiolds, aka The Bibo Sez, started eating red pills like they were tic-tacs. He likes debating feminists, but knows this stage will pass soon enough.

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  • Bora Bosna

    I will always prefer my hand, thank you. It is not unforeseeable that feminists will demand rights for female sex robots in the future. Hopefully they are not going to tax my hand.

    • Matt Berial

      Knowing them, and how crazy they are. They probably will try.

    • RWR66

      Pole tax..

    • ifer lyf

      I don’t get why sex robots should deserve rights unless they are made sentient (or seemingly and ambiguously sentient)…

    • Kronk

      Bachelor tax. Look for it “Coming to a State near you”!

  • Peter Wright

    Looks like Pygmalian is with us to stay…. a millennia old archetype growing from male disaffection.

  • Marat

    What sammich-making options does the MiGalTM offer?

    Is there a “self-winding” charge option that charges the MiGalTM with each thrust?

    Does she occasionally apologize and admit she was wrong?

    • Paul Jackson

      Or go into a sulk and make you guess what you’ve done to offend her, for the real girlfriend experience.

  • TrishRan

    One of the funniest things I have seen recently was a video of a feminist explaining how sex robots prove that men only want to dehumanize women.

    • InHocSignoVinces

      Yeah, ’cause a dildo really puts a face on your sexpartner, doesn’t it? LOL.

      • phaidros52

        Ja, I think its called “dildofying”

      • TrishRan

        Excellent point.

    • Neptus 9

      Shows the brainpower of feminists.

    • Stu

      I heard themm say “objectify” And that is really funny since about a zillion dildos and vibes are sold every day. It seems to me that it is women that are happy to have sex with objects rather then flesh and blood. No wonder they think of a man wanting to have sex with a women as objectifying her….because it’s what women do. The reason a man wants to have sex with a woman is exactly because she is not an object…..but a woman. For this reason I maintain that sex bots….even if they reach the level of being totally life like, and you can’t tell the difference……will still only appeal to a small number of men. There is no desire inside a sex bot…..and men want that. Apart from all that, they will be prohibitively expensive……and probably banned by feminists anyway. But no doubt we will have male sex bots for the girls.

      • InHocSignoVinces

        Women are going to take over the industry like they’ve done it with games, men only spaces, and the work force. The future version of a male bot will be polite, chivalrous, very PC, and kow-towing to her every whim.

        .
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        – And it will be stored in a closet somewhere, never to be used, because that’s not really what they wanted after all.

      • Stu, for our generation you are correct but for the next generation of feminized, dispirited men, the assumption that they will stand up for themselves instead of taking the easy sexbot out, is a leap. Even the alphas of their era will see the feminist women and run away. in a sober calculation that a sexbot and an artificial womb are cheaper, sufficiently satisfying, and more effective than the family court abattoir.

        • ifer lyf

          Sexbot and artificial womb… This make me think of Rick and Morty 🙂

      • hullviking75

        We have the tryout model here in the UK – Nick Clegg they call it.

      • TrishRan

        You have hit on something that has never made sense to me – the idea that sexual attraction = dehumanization. I think of everyone I have ever been attracted to, back to my very first kindergarten crush, and the one thing they all have in common is that I admired every one of them.

        And wanting to be desired – that is such a profound emotion: exciting, dangerous, hopeful, unsure….

        The way feminists talk about sexual attraction just shows that their ideas are rooted in bitterness, insecurity and wanting to screw things up for other people out of envy. Like workplace harassment policies – this is the work of women who don’t get flirted with at work. And, as so many feminist project do, they paint men as these insatiable machines, utterly indifferent to the feelings of the “target.” (It’s very sad they got their way as work is a great place to meet people of similar interests, observe how they respond to a variety of situations, like schedule pressure, snafus beyond their control, etc)

        I agree that sex bots will have a limited appeal, just the way sex dolls do. With them being so expensive, I could imagine a rental service – botstitution for customers who can’t afford to own one.

        • hullviking75

          There’s always the stigma too. Men with blow-up dolls were always seen as being creepy and it’s hard not to agree with that assessment, even though I think it’s harmless (not exactly my style, I might add!). They always bring images of Bryan Ferry blowing one up in his luxury penthouse and telling it how it blew his mind. Well, he did write a song to that effect, so he can’t blame me for that.

          These robot things, though… yuk! Still, if they infuriate the feminists, they’re okay with me. Always a pleasure to get their danders up.

          • TrishRan

            Lol, yeah!

    • hullviking75

      They have a never-ending supply, don’t they? I don’t think they realise that most people are laughing at them now.

      • TrishRan

        I think some of them might be developing an inkling – they are way less active on You Tube in recent months.

    • Bora Bosna

      Right, just like how dildos and vibrators prove that women only want to reduce men to their penis.

      • TrishRan

        Maybe some of them do. I have heard more than a few women talk that way – but they want the wallet, too.

  • Paul Jackson

    Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters- much more ‘handy’ and cost effective.

    • We at MiGal™ admire your resourcefulness and imagination. We humbly admit that having a MiGal™ squeal with delight upon seeing you, and gently caress you, and give you a safe companion to talk over your stresses and fears, and watch out for your health, is not for every man. This makes us want to continue to refine our product, and we value your honest feedback. Best of luck finding such sympathy elsewhere.

  • Samantha Stephens

    A real horny deviant masochist could order up a customized all options included Hillary Clinton sexbot.

    ……She’ll give you access to her oval orifice.
    https://terrasantalibera.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/hillary_clinton_portrait3212.jpg?w=640

  • jtoe

    Can’t we just program a bunch of these to march over to universities whenever they have a feminist speaker, and start protesting loudly and unreasonably? It’ll be worth shelling out for the ‘airhorn’ option.

  • InHocSignoVinces

    Can I get one with access to the full knowledge of mankind, our history, development, and handy tips that makes life easier, while she follows me around and keeps me updated on all the stuff I usually spend hours watching on Youtube, as I go about my daily business?
    Oh, yeah, and I want her to always make the first move and never throw a hissy fit, even if I occasionally should turn her down?
    Dish washing, vacuuming, making sandwiches, and walking the dogs is definitely other abilities she must have.

  • Chris

    • The MiGal™ customer Cervix™ Agreement forbids me from disclosing purchases of MiGal™ products by members of national security agencies. Suffice to say we are proud of our American-made product and happy both to protect the privacy rights of our paying clients and to cooperate with all federal and state authorities who purchase our Cervix™ surveillance services.

  • PlainOldTruth

    Let’s end the cheap virtue signaling gimmick of putting down “white men.” We’re enlightened red pillers. So lets employ the cheap virtue signaling gimmick of putting down “white women.” (After all we can hide behind the political correctness of half the formula, relatively risk free). — Politically correct “privilege” sophistry is cancer!

    Jackie Soto, “First date from hell’: Man sues woman for texting at movies,” NY Post, May 16, 2017
    http://nypost.com/2017/05/16/first-date-from-hell-man-sues-woman-for-texting-at-movies/

  • Estwald

    Can MiGal develop a Dors Venabili model?
    http://asimov.wikia.com/wiki/Dors_Venabili

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