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The princess in the golden box

There once was a Kingdom ruled by a wise and benevolent King. The king had two sons, and one tiny pearl of a daughter who was so delicate her father worried that the slightest breeze might crush her.

Because she was so very delicate and so very precious, he built her a golden box to live within. The box was as high as she was and had four windows on each of its sides; every inch of it that was not gold filagree was encrusted with jewels and it flashed brightly in the firelight. Four servants would come into the princess’s chambers every day to polish the box to a rich luster, serve the princess’s needs and move the box where ever the princess wished to be on the palace grounds.

One night assassins crept into the castle, they killed the Queen and her youngest son in complete silence, but when they came upon the elder son he woke and fought back. The sound of battle roused the King from sleep and he lept to protect his son. In the fight that ensued, the oldest son was slain and the King gravely wounded.

The Princess, in her box, went unnoticed and untouched.

When the Queen and the Princes were buried, and the King recovered enough to have an audience, the Princess’s Box was brought to his audience chamber. Inside her velvet lined box, the Princess was terrified at the sudden pallor and age of her father.

“My Princess. The future of the kingdom rests upon you.” The King’s voice shook with the effort of speaking. “You must select a new King or our Kingdom will fall into chaos. I have called for suitors and three Princes have answered my call.”

The first Prince, handsomely arrayed in the finest brocaded silk, boasted of the wealth of the empire he had built from trade and dockside speculation. The second Prince, imposing in his plate armor and surcoat embroidered with dragons, spoke of the strength of his personal army and how it had crushed every one who opposed it.

The Princess listened politely to each suitor and then waited for the third to speak.

He did not. Instead, with her father’s permission, he lifted her and her box and carried her, without a word, to a grotto in the palace garden. There he set her down and told her about the things he had seen in the world. He described them with wonder and warmth and kindness and in a way that made her feel like she had always been there at his side. After hours of quiet conversation he ended his tale with, ‘I wish you had been with me.’

That night they were wed and the king died. On his death bed, the king made the newly crowned Prince promise that he would do everything that his daughter asked.

The Prince agreed.

After the King had been buried, they mourned for a year and during that time the Prince and the Princess established a ritual. Each night, after the affairs of state were settled and every duty he had dealt with, the Prince would carry the Princess to the garden and talk with her about everything he had seen and done that day. And he would end his stories with ‘I wish you had been with me.’

One night, the Princess was inspired. “My Prince. I can be with you if you open my box!”

The Prince, remembering his promise to the King, smiled and said, “Of course I will.” He unsheathed his sword and struck the hinges from the box lid and shoved it off.

The Princess clapped her hands and laughed, then, timidly, peaked over the edge of the box. After a moment she stood up boldly and twirled around inside her box. “The world is so beautiful, and wide, and vast, and nothing holds me from it!’

The Prince waited with anticipation for the Princess to climb from her box and join him in the adventures he had imagined for them both, adventures that could now be made real.

Glowing with triumph, the Princess turned to the Prince.

“My Prince. I wish to sit in the shade of the willow tree and contemplate all the wonders I will see outside of my box. Carry my box to the other side of the garden.”

The Princess believed that now she was no longer constrained to her box she should be able to do all the things she saw others doing around her. And so she demanded that the Prince lift and push and carry her and her box in such a way as to emulate the feeling of running, doing cartwheels, leaping over brooks.

These constant demands exhausted the Prince, who began to hate the sound of the Princess’s voice and would now linger a few moments, a few seconds before answering her call. The Princess noticed he no longer ran to her side with a smile and was gripped by dread.

Her demands became more frequent, more querulous, and more elaborate. And the Prince’s exhaustion grew, his body breaking from his attempts to fulfill her wishes, his face hardened, losing all the warmth and kindness the Princess had once loved so dearly.

At some point she started to hate him. Hate him because no matter how hard he tried he could not give her what she wanted and hate him because despite his failure, her fear of losing him was so great. Where would she be without him to lift her?

One day the Prince and the Princess sat by a riverside. The Prince, so tired and broken every breath was agony, had set the Princess’s box down on a tussock overlooking the fast flowing river. While he rested, the Princess watched several strong youths swimming in the water upstream. After a moment she pointed them out to the Prince.

“My Prince. I wish to swim as they do.”

For a moment the Prince stared at her, uncomprehending. Then he found his voice. “My Princess, the current is very swift and I am not very strong right now. Even unencumbered it would be a difficult swim for me.”

The Princess was dumbfounded at his refusal. She watched him, stricken, till she found her voice and said what she had felt for many, many weeks. “You never wished me to be with you. That was a lie.”

Torn by her words, the Prince said nothing. He simply sat, defeated.

Was it love or hate that inspired the Prince to eventually pick the Princess up in her box, set her into the river and wade into the water with her? He fought the current as best he could while holding onto her bobbing, dragging box but did not make it half way before his exhaustion overwhelmed him.

The Prince drowned and the Princess was swept down stream. No one ever saw her again.

About Alison Tieman (Typhonblue)

Alison Tieman (aka Typhonblue) is a Canadian writer and social observer. She is a Senior Contributor and Editor to A Voice for Men, penning superlative works that analyse gender-related behavior in men and women. She also writes for Genderratic, and is a founder and member of The Honeybadger Brigade.

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  • Rper1959

    Finally a fairy tale I can relate too. Thank you.

  • Open War

    I think this piece would be great for artistryagainstmisandry.com .

    I certainly relate to the premise. “Love” is fast becoming the domain of cuckolds and masochists.

  • Kimski

    “My Prince. I wish to swim as they do.”

    The Prince stared at her for a few seconds, then stood up and grabbed her by the neck and threw her into the stream. Faced with the choices of swimming or drowning, the princess took a few tentatively svimming strokes, but were unable to hold her balance in the current due to many years of inactivity and the weight of her bejewelled dress, and were quickly swept downstreams. She was never heard of again.

    The Prince then lived happily ever after with a harem full of concubines, who,-after hearing about the fate of the Princess, -were wise enough to take responsibility for their own lives and never ask for anything that were not given to them, unless the Prince chose to do so.

    Goodnight, children. Sleep tight and don’t let the RadFem’s bite.

    Really nice to see you back in the saddle, Typhonblue.
    What can I say, but: ‘More!’

  • http://www.avoiceformen.com Dr. F

    Thank you TB.

    I just wonder what would have been if the princess had got out of the golden box and got a job.

    She might have earned enough to employ a finacial advisor who could have told them to smelt the box and sock the ingots away for a rainy day.

    • Stu

      She would have thought she was “it and a bit” just for being able to take a couple of steps on her own. After a while she would realise that that is about all she can do…..she would resent men for their abilities….and start a big movement the con to world into believing that women are better then men in every way………she would call it feminism.

  • Alfred E

    I love typhonblue.

    Great tale that mirrors our difficulties. Our women have been put into golden boxes and they don’t even know it. They expect to be carted around and their demands are exhausting the men, even the white knights. When will they ask to swim? A part of me says, “Soon I hope,” but someone tell the prince not to drown….

  • Stu

    Damn that was a shit ending…..your supposed to make the Prince survive, and free himself from the entitled princess.

    I want a rewrite….this time….he survives….she winds up in some dark dungeon living on….what was Andybob’s description……moldy bread and rancid water…..but you can replace that with pigs swill piped into the dungeon through a sewage pipe once a day….a 5 second burst. He will live out his days in the palace surrounding by adoring young nymphos ……oh……..don’t forget…….happily ever after.

    Get to it.

  • Red Bones

    TB,you have a real knack for storytelling. It’s not Brothers Grimm,but it’s not bad,either.

  • Robert Full Of Rage

    This story articulates why I became indifferent to women. I no longer have any interest in making modern women happy. Their ‘love’ and approval mean nothing to me. Women like the Princess are vampires. They will suck the life out of you with their endless demands, expectations, hissy-fits, ultimatums, and then toss you aside to find another man. I am sick to death of Princess women who think the world revolves around them. They have a “ME” complex and their rotten attitudes disgust me. I will continue to boycott modern relationships. I don’t think I could ever find it within myself to ever be interested in a relationship with a woman again, even if modern women decided to be nice again.

  • gwallan

    “On his death bed, the king made the newly crowned Prince promise that he would do everything that his daughter asked.”

    “Was it love or hate that inspired the Prince to eventually pick the Princess up in her box, set her into the river and wade into the water with her?”

    Or was it obligation?

    I enjoyed that TB. Really good to see you out and about.

  • Codebuster

    Good writing style. TB never disappoints. Addictive. I need to cover up the bottom of the screen to avert the compulsion to glance ahead of myself to find out what happens next, before I finish the line I’m on. And then they die.

  • AntZ

    Good to read another wonderful Typhon piece.

    It seems likely that, burdened by the constant demands from the princess, the prince likely neglected his kingdom. At the end, the unhappy couple were so detested in their kingdom that, when they finally perished, the people celebrated for weeks.

  • http://manamongoaks.com/index.html Ray

    “The Prince drowned and the Princess was swept down stream. No one ever saw her again.”

    – until she washed up on the showers of Women’s Studies 101, now liberated from her cracked box and with stories of oppression to tell about the evil Patriarch who could not perform his function of servitude that was his oath to her. Eventually, she went on to a career in Feminist Journalism, because of her talent at embellishment and hyperbole, but by then her once supple skin had wrinkled so she looked more like a prune than a princess. Her words once sweet, were now bitter as spoiled milk and spit out more than spoken. The revulsiveness and haranguing of this haggard witch became an even greater burden on mankind, than the weight of demands of the pampered and privileged princess. :-/

  • http://manamongoaks.com/index.html Ray

    The Princess in TB’s story kind of reminds me of Ophelia from Shakespeare’s play, “Hamlet,” forthwith described in this analysis:

    http://tinyurl.com/3pry9ra
    “She has the potential to become a tragic heroine — to overcome the adversities inflicted upon her — but she instead crumbles into insanity, becoming merely tragic. This is because Ophelia herself is not as important as her representation of the dual nature of women in the play. Ophelia’s distinct purpose is to show at once Hamlet’s warped view of women as callous sexual predators, and the innocence and virtue of women. “

    Oh my gosh, was “The Bard” an MRA?

  • http://none j24601

    An important aspect of this tale seems to be that it was the princess’s father who, thinking her to be fragile, ‘protected’ her by placing her in the gilded cage. Disastrous for her, and for her prince. Perhaps this is a salutary lesson for those who, with the best of intentions, retard proper human development by denying their children, in this case the princess, healthy exposure to life’s risks.

    • Adam

      I agree with this a hundred times. From my point of view, traditional families seem to place an incredible amount of stress on the members.

      Whether it be the son who is expected to care for the parents in old age with any of his children, the daughter to be married off with a handsome dowry and probably never seen again while extreme behavioural expectations moderate all activities.

  • http://www.shrink4men.com/ Dr. Tara J. Palmatier

    Before fairy tales such as the Brothers Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen were Disney-fied, they were meant to be harsh morality lessons.

    Typhonblue has written a wonderful fairy tale. Spoiled, entitled, petulant princesses are supposed to come to a bad end brought about by their own doing.

    The prince died because he was a man of his word.

    My take away is stay away from hothouse princesses who do nothing/contribute nothing and don’t make stupid promises to princesses or their enabling fathers.

    • Roderick1268

      Great comment Dr T.
      You understand folk tales.
      Most of today’s – are colorful but meaningless.
      Disney-fied is the word, but before that they were romantically Victorian-ised.
      Faeries or fairy’s were not just pretty and kind, they were dark and jealous too.
      Witch’s were sinful and their spells held power over most people.Their motivations were selfish and twisted and others suffered for it.
      Modern tales are entertainment, not uncomfortable observations or lessons about people.
      Rod.

  • http://truthjusticeca.wordpress.com/ Denis

    I love Typhonblue’s writing. Do you think this is an appropriate story for 7 year olds?

    I’m also a big fan of Dr. Seuss, some of my favorites being Horton Hatches an Egg and Thidwick the Bighearted Moose.

    • http://www.shrink4men.com/ Dr. Tara J. Palmatier

      I think it’s appropriate for age 4 and up.

  • http://mens-rights.blogspot.com/ Tom Snark

    OT: Where I’ve been writing for the last four days:

    http://www.mensvoices.wordpress.com/

    Thought it’s about time I try to get some readers.

    • Red Bones

      Awesome,Snark. Big fan here. Will definitely check out your stuff.

    • .ProleScum.

      Another home run Typhon.

      And congrats on your site Tom. Added to favourites.

  • keyster

    The Father/Daughter relationship has had a huge impact on the present entitlement culture.

    Only today’s father doesn’t even present his daughter with a choice of princes. On the contrary, he wants her to be independent of a prince and the burden of little heirs, to persue her dreams, much like if he’d had a son instead.

    • http://truthjusticeca.wordpress.com/ Denis

      It’s not like there are any other choices available for boys and girls growing up in the modern zeitgeist.

    • http://www.avoiceformen.com/activism-page/karma/ KARMA MRA MGTOW

      “The Father/Daughter relationship has had a huge impact on the present entitlement culture.”

      Combine that with feminist mothers and the you are perfect because you are female mentality in the mainstream media, and boy it’s no wonder I see so many single women around Melbourne.

  • http://lifespeculiarities.blogspot.com/ Izzey

    When art imitates life…
    Nice writing, typhonblue.

    I adore a story that drives home a point.
    A fairytale reality check; if you will.

    Bravo

  • Roderick1268

    Traditional European folk tales and faerie tales, are harsh lessons. Vivid and colourful, but harsh.
    Bad is punished usually by it own foolhardy hand.
    But like life the good suffer too often even more.
    Original tales are lessons, to teach the listener respect, and a responsibility to stop bad things if they can. Because bad things happen.
    This is a wonderful story.

  • http://none universe

    Interesting tale and fun to read. For a while. And analagous to our times,too, if we let imagination meander a little.
    Princess, once ‘freed’ to do as others do, still demands others, or Prince rather, do it all for her. Princessly demands exhausts and slowly kills Prince resulting in her own demise as well.
    That’s where our entire culture is headed. That is, until all the princes of the western world know where to draw the line regarding the King’s wishes and act on it. Princeypoo agree to do all Pwincess asked for while she was in the golden box, not while she was out of it.
    (Gotta think like a lawyer these days).

  • Patrick Henry

    @ Typhonblue: You did the Brothers Grimm proud.

  • xtrnl

    Excellent article, TyphonBlue! It really does metaphorically sum up what society thinks of men and women. I loved how you used the golden box as the symbol for feminism. It makes sense. On the outside, it looks like its made to protect and keep safe, but it really is, in essence, a cage for women. It also is unnecessary, and costs a great amount of resources, and ultimately is a burden on the shoulders of men, which leads to disastrous consequences for both men and women. You really are a brilliant writer!

    I also love how it’s pretty much written in such basic English, that even a feminist could understand it! Lol.

  • Roderick1268

    I was just thinking.
    With no disrespect to the clever story.
    With hair that color,
    I bet she does have a golden box!

    • scatmaster

      Her eyebrows give away her deceit.

  • Bubbles

    Mine’s shorter:

    Once upon a time a prince asked a princess to marry him, but she said no, and so he lived happily ever after.

  • wholebrainartist

    Great tale, wonderfully written. I love the voice – and the “effortless” flow.

    As Roderick1268 said, “But like life the good suffer too often even more.” As much as I wanted the Prince to survive, the saying, Bad Things Happen to Good People is all too true (especially when they get hoodwinked by others).

  • by_the_sword

    “My Prince. I wish to sit in the shade of the willow tree and contemplate all the wonders I will see outside of my box. Carry my box to the other side of the garden.”

    Get the fuck out of that damned box and make me a sandwich.

  • trevayne

    A fairy tale I can relate to, except in my case I had the good sense to push the bitch into the river when the time came.