Over 9000 penises!
You know, in addition to being very funny, what this story also illustrates is just how terrified people have become of male sexuality and so acculturated to believe that child molestation is a strictly male phenomenon and that men get together in groups to prey upon children. Although I suspect that the reality behind this ridiculous stereotype was missed by a lot of people who were laughing at Oprah Winfrey over this.
In any case, this may just be the most successful troll in Interwebz history to date, don’t you think?
By the way, the Know Your Meme channel is lots and lots of fun.