Pre-nups are not a panacea, but I still think the video is a noble effort. -PE Video credit to Mr. Thousandaire.
Lyrics
You’ve got a big fat amount
in your checking account and
a nice house on a quiet street
You got a job that pays nicely
A car that’s pricey
And a 52 inch TV
You been seeing this lady
Thinking that maybe
“She might be the one for me”
Her smile is gorgeous
Chest is ginormous
You’re going down on one knee
To ask “will you marry me?”
There’s just one more thing you need
You gotta get a pre-nup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
you gotta get a pre-nup, oh,
And you can’t let your guard down, eh.
I know it’s hard, know its hard,
To convince her to sign
But you gotta get a pre-nup, oh,
And you can’t let your guard down, eh.
You know I’m so happy for you
but I must implore you
What happens if she says goodbye?
I’m not being pessimistic
Just realistic
Divorce rate is pretty high
You don’t wanna be lonely
Paying alimony
While she’s seeing other guys
You need to get a lawyer
So you can destroy her
If she changes her mind
And decides not to be your wife
She can break your heart but you can make her pay the price
That’s why you need a prenup, oh,
Or else you’re gonna get burned, eh.
Cause you don’t wanna give up, oh,
Half of everything that you’ve earned, eh.
I know it’s hard, to be smart
When love makes you blind
But you gotta get a prenup, oh,
And you can’t let your guard down, eh.
Vows say ’till death do us part
But if she has a change of heart
You’ll keep what you had from the start
Prenuptuals, say where the money goes
And if she does just what she said
And loves you till you’re old and dead
The prenup will never be read
It was worth the time for peace of mind
You should really get a prenup
One day you might realize
The person that you once loved
Is now the person that you despise
I know it’s hard, to leave when
your net worth’s on the line
That’s why you need a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
Get a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
Get a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down, eh.
Get a prenup, oh,
You can’t let your guard down.
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Kimski:
Redfield:
Paul Elam:
KeanoReeves:
Perseus:
Pre nup ok , a formal enforceable “marriage” contract entered into with clear terms conditions and consequences for breach, like any other formal contract is what is needed.
We have them in Oz. Needed for defactos too. Both have to have separate lawyers, has to be done by lawyers. Has to be lodged with the family court. Costs you thousands, and if the conditions change in the relationship, like having kids…..it’s void. But worse, the family court can set the aside at their discretion. So basically, if they don’t like your contract………toilet paper……but they don’t tell you that until the divorce, or separation.
OT: False accuser for the registry
Convicted and sentenced to 15 days jail for false rape accusation. The vile skank falsely accused a taxi driver to avoid fight with boyfriend. Was caught on videotape.
http://www.phuketgazette.net/archives/articles/2012/article16190.html
Mr AntZ,
No wonder Booby-Tub Boy does not like you.
Here you are digging about with your spade and flinging up all sorts of mischief. Better you just toe the line mate and rearrange that FTSU nonsense to STFU instead. Booby-Tub Boy has decreed it and so be it.
Lucky for us you do not listen to Booby-Tub Boys and you just keep doing your spade thing anyway.
I read the comments and you know what… I am realising that articles like the one you linked us (thank you btw) are some kind of a strange mangina white knight magnet. You know it’s true aye.
Check out this little nug’ o’ joy from one responder to the article:
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“To all the whiners above: We all make mistakes – especially when we’re angry and maybe had a ‘few’ to drink… It’s called ‘being human’.
Obviously she wanted her boyfriend’s attention and this was the first thought that came into her head – she’ll learn.
Posted by agogohome”
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Hey agogohome,
Go go home ? Umm yes, please do this as you give us nothing here that could ever help any person of your very own sex you kool aid tankard.