Meet John Nazarian, the King of Scumbags

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Sometimes, the appropriate adjectives escape us when it comes to describing certain individuals in this world. Such is the case with John Nazarian, private investigator for Pauley Perrette and a host of other Hollywood A-listers. “Scummy” is good, but it is obviously just a start. Three minutes of him talking will quickly make that apparent.

Pauley Perrette schmoozes the police

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Has Suz become a celebrity gossip columnist? No but it might look that way. Suzanne McCarley further chronicles the exploits of Pauley Perrette, whose vindictive campaign of harassment against her former husband, reads a bit like, er, a screenplay.

Seven years in hell

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Mix one part Violence Against Women Act, one part Patriot Act, one part Duluth Model, and shake like crazy. Strain and serve during court hearings over a rocky custody battle to a drug-abusing ex-wife. The toxic, teeth-rattling backlash will make chemotherapy seem like a cakewalk. Just ask our intrepid Della Burton, who saw the whole excruciating ordeal play out first hand. [Illustration by Typhonblue]

Shivers vs the restraining order mafia

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Francis Shivers, after being stalked, harassed, legally terrorized and falsely accused of numerous horrible acts, has been sentenced to nine months in jail for using his cell phone camera to defend himself. That is what having a vagina, a lot of money and a name like Pauley Perrette will get you.

Perrette setting up Shivers again?

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It has been established by investigators, not to mention a mountain of evidence, that restraining orders have been very, very good to actress Pauley Perrette. Are we on the verge of seeing one of them pan out nicely for her again, at the expense of ex-husband Francis Shivers?